Today’s a big day. I’ve got butterflies in my stomach.
Or perhaps I should say mice.
Because, after long last, it’s kitten day. The day we pick up our young, grey adoptee, Wally, from a local rescue. (A place, I might add, whose qualifications for adopting are so stringent you’d think we were getting a six-month-old baby.) It’s taken two weeks for the whole process to go through, but we’re done now, approved, prepared. We’ve got the carrier, the litter box, bell toys, Trader Joe’s scratch pad–I think we’ve covered everything.
But really nothing will prepare us. I’m terrified. I know what a kitten is. Oh, they’re cute, fetching, lovable, and all that. That’s what gets them in the door. But they’re also middle-of-the-night head pouncers, mewling meowers, tchotchke smashers, stinky poopers, furniture destroyers, and skin shredders. I hope we can handle it. Not to mention afford it!
Right. The money. Why, you ask, did you elect to do this now, with your finances in their current state? Pets are expensive.
My short answer is, blame Mike. About a year ago, in a moment of weakness, he promised MJ a kitten if she’d start pooping in the potty. We were desperate; bribewise, candy wasn’t doing it. Cut to the present. The kid is trained. Goodbye diapers. It’s a damn miracle. And I didn’t want to be those parents that made conditional promises and then hoped their kids would forget.
So I reminded her.
Which is why Mike’s short answer to the above inquiry is: blame Jessica.
In any event, a cat is coming. The house will never be the same. Mina will never be the same. Our couches will never be the same.
But Myra-Jean will believe us when we give her our word.
A small price to pay, right? Small and furry. And able–God, please–to poop where we ask.