Today someone gave MJ a picture book about a deaf dog. Strange subject matter for a two-year-old? Perhaps. But freakish traits in dogs are far from unknown to Myra-Jean.

Take our diaper addicted canine.

Perhaps we should write a book. “The Pampered Mutt?” “Mina and the Pee Party?” or the less musical, but more accurate: “Whatever Those Little Plastic Balls Are That Soak Up All the Liquid? They’re Like Crack To Me.”