Someone in my Moms’ group just posted a link to this article. It basically claims that if you flush your toilet without closing the lid first, an effect is produced which results in the shooting of microscopic fecal matter for six feet in every direction. Tests have shown that, under such circumstances, the surrounding environs become coated in, well, you can guess.
My response: I’ve got to start cleaning the bathroom sink with something better than MJ’s dirty shirts.
Mike’s response: I’d like a new toothbrush, please.
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