- Woke at 8, hopeful that MJ had pooped in the night, and that Mike — who was on the early shift — had gotten to clean it up. She hadn’t. He hadn’t.
- Gave MJ new, stronger medicine — the three enemas, two doses of stool softeners and six plums given in the last two days have clearly done nothing.
- Waited for poop. Move over, Godot.
- Called new pediatrician and made appointment for afternoon.
- Fed MJ a pear.
- Yelled at Mike to remember his lunch. Noticed that he was treating me like a stress case. Snapped at him to stop.
- Walked Mina. She pooped.
- Took MJ to Descanso Gardens (to kill time until doctor’s appointment.) Wondered if relief would come there, among the flowers. It didn’t.
- Had lunch at random taco stand in La Canada. Hoped it would be “a find.” It wasn’t.
- Went to pediatrician. Not worried. Said MJ’s stomach is soft. Some kids go three weeks without poop. Twisted colon is rare. Keep up the medicine.
- Drove home.
- Put MJ down for a nap.
- Sat in front of laptop. Did nothing useful for an hour.
- Washed breakfast dishes.
- Read one page of “History of Jerusalem.” It is taking me longer to read than Jerusalem is old. But I am learning much. None of which I will retain.
- Woke MJ. Gave her a plum. If I had eaten this many plums I would be afloat on a sea of poop. She is not.
- Walked Mina. She pooped again.
- Set MJ’s easel up in the front garden and encouraged her to “paint nature” while I tended yard.
- Deadheaded Birds of Paradise.
- Weeded under Tree of Death.
- Swept entire front “porch” (cement slab) and steps.
- Finally threw away the earthenware pot the floor guy broke three months ago. It is in four pieces. We will never fix it.
- Discovered that MJ had painted her own hands and face, not paper. Redirected her.
- More gardening: drowned aphids in rubbing alcohol while simultaneously muttering “welcome to mortality, assholes.”
- Let MJ “water plants” — aka “distribute mud.”
- Cooked chicken cutlets. Did not use food service gloves. Still have not bought them. Washed hands compulsively under scalding water. I am the Howard Hughes of salmonella.
- Gave MJ more medicine. Lied about it being in her milk. Realized too late she is not supposed to have milk. I am a nitwit.
- Gave MJ a bath.
- Read her three books. Covered her. Sang to her. Put her down.
- Sat down at my computer. Started to type.
- MJ called me back in. She had pooped. A rabbit turd. Tried to be upbeat. “Good job!” Changed diaper.
- Made a frozen pizza.
- Waited.
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